Posted 3 weeks ago
gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

(Source: ultrafacts)

Posted 3 weeks ago

thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

I’m laughing too hard at this xD

Posted 1 month ago
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lachantefleurie:

"So sweet is this song that no one could resist it. For in it is all the passionate ache for the moonlight, and the great hunger of the sea, and the terror of desolate places,—all things that lure men to the unattainable."

— Aleister Crowley, The Vision and the Voice

Posted 1 month ago

veprelove:

2001

Posted 1 month ago

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Don’t buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

Posted 1 month ago

s-erendipitymoss:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

(Source: seexi)

Posted 1 month ago

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villevalosviolin:

Hes always been cute in his drivers cap :)

Posted 1 month ago

ellendegeneres:

itsallrobsten:

Ellen in the movies

Ellen’s been in all the big blockbusters.

(Source: a-rainbow-after-the-rain)

Posted 1 month ago

catsbeaversandducks:

Black Cats are Good Luck

Photos via Pinterest

Posted 1 month ago

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

(Source: charitywaterproject)

Posted 1 month ago

umhi-im-alexis:

yellow-dart:

yonceyall:

All of these are very important.

these are so important. yes.

No I don’t think this has been stressed enough: these are really important.

(Source: etoilesdelanuit)