Posted 5 hours ago
dirty-little-th0ughts:

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

Is that a raccoon? Hahahahaha

dirty-little-th0ughts:

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

Is that a raccoon? Hahahahaha

Posted 5 hours ago
Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

deep

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(Source: thelovewhisperer)

Posted 6 hours ago

poisongirl13:

This man never ages❤️ I could have sworn this was an old picture but its new! Swoon😍

Posted 6 hours ago

(Source: vinstage)

Posted 1 month ago
gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

(Source: ultrafacts)

Posted 1 month ago

thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

I’m laughing too hard at this xD

Posted 1 month ago
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lachantefleurie:

"So sweet is this song that no one could resist it. For in it is all the passionate ache for the moonlight, and the great hunger of the sea, and the terror of desolate places,—all things that lure men to the unattainable."

— Aleister Crowley, The Vision and the Voice

Posted 1 month ago

veprelove:

2001

Posted 1 month ago

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Don’t buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

Posted 1 month ago

s-erendipitymoss:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

(Source: doing-sex)

Posted 1 month ago

(Source: funny-gif-1)

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villevalosviolin:

Hes always been cute in his drivers cap :)